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Eyes Wide Shut 6/5/2008 This is my most recent sexcapade. I was required to go to a trade show for my boss who had a medical emergency and couldn't go. I was given an expense account that didn't leave a lot of money for play 0 Comments, 497 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Clean Story For A Change! 5/4/2008 I met a man on the net and was very attracted by the way he emailed me. We exchanged pics, both G and X rated. He wanted to meet in person and invited me to his home in a gated community. He gave me h 0 Comments, 236 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex on a webcam 3/30/2008 This is the story about my best sex, and I must say that it wasn't necessarily the best sex, but it was the most interesting and the longest lasting as yet! I was invited over to a couples house to gi 0 Comments, 876 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be Careful What You Wish For! 2/17/2008 In my last article I told you about having been fucked by my massage partner and when he pulled out, it was a good and bad feeling. It felt good to have him slide out, butt I felt a void and could hav 0 Comments, 828 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Straight as an Arrow! 1/8/2008 As a massage therapist that specalizes in the ancient oriental art of Tantric Sacred Sexual massage, I run across many different types of people. I try to treat them all the same, especially the "stra 0 Comments, 403 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Happy Hole-a-day 12/23/2007 I finally got back together with my massage partner and was looking forward to having him use his cock to fuck my ass. I arrived at his place and we exchanged greetings and some light touching, then w 0 Comments, 946 Views, 0 Votes | |
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This is my last joke...unless I get a rise from someone 12/7/2007 A farmer ordered a high tech automatic milking machine. Since it arrived while his wife was away shopping, he thought he would try it out on himself. He opened it up and slipped his "Manhood" into the 0 Comments, 404 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OK, Maybe You'll Like This One 12/7/2007 A lone cowboy rides into town right off the dusty trail. He climbs down from his and ties the reins to a hitchin post. He takes off his hat and slaps his jeans to knock off the days dust. He then goe 0 Comments, 299 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Adult Bookstore Salesman! 12/6/2007 It was the first day on the job for this young man at a local adult bookstore. His boss had watched him work the register and felt he was doing OK so he told him to mind the store while he ran some er 0 Comments, 426 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Good Sons 12/2/2007 Three brothers got together after they graduated from college and reflected on how they were doing in life and how they got there. They all agreed that it was mostly because of their mother. She worke 0 Comments, 311 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Back to the adult bookstore 11/22/2007 As I told you in my last article titled "Massage surprise again", I was going to purchase a dildo almost as thick as my cock to help stretch my massage friends ass a little more to get him (and me) re 0 Comments, 1048 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nurse Humor 11/14/2007 A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Oreparring to write a check, she pulls out a rectal therometer from her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergas 0 Comments, 244 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Sweet! 10/21/2007 This happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which give the sperm all the energy they need to co 0 Comments, 277 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's The Difference??? 10/21/2007 What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Best Round of Golf Ever! 10/21/2007 A man was at the country club shooting a round of golf. He was having a great round, on the first hole he scored a birdie, on the second hole he managed an eagle and the third hole was his first ever 0 Comments, 214 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Italian Golfer! 10/21/2007 An 80 year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a checkup.The doctor is amazed at what good physical condition he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" "I'm It 0 Comments, 167 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BLONDE JOKE 10/21/2007 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had aquired two new puppies, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex. Her frien 0 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Known Facts 10/21/2007 IF YOU YELLED FOR 8 MONTHS 7 DAYS AND 6 HOURS YOU WOULD PRODUCE ENOUGH ENERGY TO HEAT ONE CUP OF COFFEE! (hardly seems worth it) IF YOU FARTED 6 YARS AND NINE MONTHS, ENOUGH GAS IS PRODUCED 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ASSICONS 10/21/2007 We all know tghose cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where:  means a smile and  means a frown. Sometimes these are represented by or or  ) or ( Well how about so 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Irish Ballerina 10/21/2007 A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, harry armpit as she pointed to all the people at the bar and asked, "what man here 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Massage Surprise Again! 10/19/2007 As promised, I'm telling you about my progress in sexual massage with my anal repressed friend. I told him last time that I wood get a small dildo to work in his ass before moving to a larger one that 0 Comments, 590 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Well Finally...Almost! 10/14/2007 I'm fairly new to the male to male sex and have always fantasized about what a three way...all men wood be like, the possibilities are endless, butt I didn't expect this one! I met a gay couple on ano 0 Comments, 391 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nair Hair 10/7/2007 My neighbor found out that her little couldn't hear very well so she took him to the vet. The vet found that his ears were compacted with excessive hair and removed the hair and cleaned out his ears. 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My wife left me! 10/7/2007 I don't understand, after the last was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on our expenses, I had to quit drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a twelve pack on weekends, but I soon quit 0 Comments, 196 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? 10/7/2007 PAGR DOWN FOR ANSWER S&M&M 0 Comments, 106 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bad Sunburn 10/7/2007 A man falls asleep on the beach and wakes up with a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is admitted with second degree burns. With his skin already beginning to blister, The Dr prescribes co 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I Guess This Is Appropriate! 10/7/2007 I've been bitched out before because I entered a female into the picture on another primarilly gay site and I don't want to offend anyone here, you've all been so nice. This just happened the other ni 0 Comments, 691 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Massage Surprise! 9/16/2007 My friend and I had been exxxchanging full nude massages for a few months and it was limited to a little ass play with our fingers massaging each other's hole and sometimes some slight penetration. I 0 Comments, 1124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Used Rubbers! 8/26/2007 Do you know how to reuse a rubber?? A. You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it! What do you call a with a runny nose? A. Full! 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I don't care who you are, this is funny! 8/22/2007 Nymphomaniacs Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up to see the most beautiful woman he had ever seen boarding the plane and was headed rig 0 Comments, 183 Views, 0 Votes |
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